Believe it or not, this is not the genuine Elvis Presley.
Wing Bowl hopeful The King plans to eat an entire loaf's worth of fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in nine minutes.
The King loves fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
He starts off at a steady pace.
And doesn't get any faster.
He might actually get slower.
The King remembers he's in an eating contest.
The King didn't make it, but he's invited to the studio Wing Off.
And he celebrates by singing.
And singing some more.
And... he might still be here singing, we haven't checked in a while.