The Jester, holding his bundle of joy, three cheesteaks.
Jester pleads for more time for his stunt.
I hope he doesn't eat the paper.
Jester made a crucial error in his eating stunt timing.
As today is January 2nd, and he is a mummer.
A very hung over mummer.
Time's up, and he still has a cheesesteak and a half left.
"If you don't mind, I'll just finish this and leave."
The Jester did not make it to Wing Bowl 21!