Interview

The challenge: A loaf of bread, half a gallon of milk, and a pound of oysters in under ten minutes.

Action 1

And he begins with the milk.

Action 2

"He is fisting the bread" - Angelo Cataldi

Action 3

There has to be a better way to slurp oyster squeezin's.

Action 4

Found it!

Action 5

Action 6

2% milk, works every time.

Action 7

Iceman, you forgot to put your pinky up.

Action 8

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Action 9

"It sounds like a dying moose."

Action 10

Action 11

Unhappy with chugging oysters directly from the jar, Iceman resorts to eating a fistful.

Action 12

A moment's hesitation.

Action 13

If you haven't shoved a fistful of oysters in your mouth at 7AM, you haven't lived.

Judgement

Everything is gone but a pile of crumbs and the stench of seafood, but did he finish in time?

Winner

The belchy roar of victory!